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Caption Competition April WINNER: Ham & Jam


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  • Field Marshall

Here's April's caption competition... Remember vote for your favourite caption by clicking the green up arrow bottom right of post...

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"See, is,nt this better than wearing that stupid R2D2 costume"

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We're off to see the Wizard but don't tell Dorothy.............

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Won't have to dig the trenches as deep. 

(I apologize in advance if that offends any, but that's the first thing I thought.)

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Theses little ankle bitters look more like Umpa Lumpas to me.

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'Master has given Dobby a rifle, now Dobby is free'

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Guest Fred Karno's Army

Due to chaffing problems Eric and Franz decided to try ankle boots on the next route march !.

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We will be round under there noses be for they know we are even there boris

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Guys, we're gonna need a longer trench periscope.....

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"All you had to do was wear the clowns costume, but no not you , you had to upset the ringmaster did,nt you, now look where we are!!!!!!"

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Why are you cross?"
"Today I've been rear ended by another driver!"
"Aaaaaaaaand....?"
"I got out of the car and told him I WASN'T Happy!"
"Aaaaaaaaand....?"
"And he replied asking 'which one of the other six ARE you, then?'"

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"Otto.."
"Ja'"
"That may sound strange but my testicles ache badly each time I wear my boots...a coincidence?Something feet-related?"
"Nein.....try cutting two inches off the tops of your knobelbecher!"

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"Otto....!"
"Ja?"
"Why you keep saying that your sister and I can't be good friends?"
"Because you've got very little in common!"
 

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On 01/04/2016 at 02:28, Davejb said:

"See, is,nt this better than wearing that stupid R2D2 costume"

CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THAT 'OLD BILL' BLOKE

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Guest Fred Karno's Army

Tie breaker o.O ?,lol.

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  • Field Marshall

Ok, tie breaker between @Tlittle and @Ham & Jam. Only you pair can supply a caption for this pic. Most likes by tomorrow night at midnight wins. ;)

 

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Guest Fred Karno's Army

Although by April 45 knowing the war was lost,Hanz was still confident enough to test the new range of helmets.

Although he did question the ballistic efficiency of the new  'M45 Ersatz Chipenfischenpaperan' 

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  • Field Marshall

@Tlittle ????? You need to enter your caption by midnight tonight, GMT or goes to @Ham & Jam by default. ;)

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  • Field Marshall

I declare @Ham & Jam the winner of the April 2016 Caption Competition. Medal ceremony to follow... ;)

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