Brigadier Mike Charlie November Posted August 11, 2016 Brigadier Share Posted August 11, 2016 Ok guys, you know the drill.... this month's caption competition is a bit different, apart from the err, interesting pic, there is a prize.... So, captions aplease, and click the green arrow to vote for your favourite. Most green arrows wins.... Prize, graciously donated by @DAK D is a digital copy (legit) of the new movie, Dad's Army. Cheers mate.. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PmMeYourCats Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 "Eh, I've seen better" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faze Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) "Ja , ich glaube, der Führer mit dem auf der linken Seite glücklich sein würde!" Translate: Yes, I think The Fuhrer would be happy with the one on the left! Edited August 11, 2016 by Faze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afrikakorpsrat64 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 "I'veeeeeee got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are standing in a row...." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afrikakorpsrat64 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Damn thats a great photo of the tropical boots! (no, not another caption try!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAK D Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 "He said yes didn't he Keppler" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davejb Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Mein Gott,,, Willi, let zis be a lesson to you, you must keep ze bore clean on your weapon!!!!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konstans Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Nein, Nein Fritz! That is NOT the correct, German salute! Arm forward, not sideways! You will never earn your right to wear your trousers this way!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahrtal Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Ja, Proper salute, private Herzog; nevertheless, you must still explain the issue of your circumcision. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel B Donaldson Posted August 12, 2016 Colonel Share Posted August 12, 2016 V1 ....?? V2 ...... ?? Nope sorry son looks like VD 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davejb Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 "Roses are red, violets are blue, your tool looks bent,,,, and so do you, with one so crooked its hard to see, how you can stand and accurately pee, if your aim is off by an inch or more, you,ll leave a mess on the bog room floor, some poor sod will slip and fall , all because you,ve got a bent tool, now get it sorted before it gets worse, as I,ve run out of words to finish this verse" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HetzersGonnaHetz Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 'Oh Hans, us Germans haven't been so forward since Barbarossa, you've made me blush ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Taylor Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 "I see your Bratwurst and i'll trade you my Frankfurter" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Field Marshall Lenny Posted August 12, 2016 Field Marshall Share Posted August 12, 2016 You put your right arm in, your right arm out, in out, in out, shake it all about... Ohhhhh Hokey Cocky Cocky... Next verse, you put your right errr.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylon1357 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 ah, is that all you got? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manu Della Valle Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 While you were all focusing on Fritz' "interesting" cock I've noticed that he's wearing a nice pair of 2nd model Bergschguhe!I may as well sound strange to some but I'll stick to footwear spotting,thank you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mailalan Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 .....it was then that Heinz realized the breech loader position was not what he thought it was....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigadier Mike Charlie November Posted August 22, 2016 Author Brigadier Share Posted August 22, 2016 C'monn guys, you need to vote for your favourite, click the green up arrow for your favourite.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fred Karno's Army Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 This is my rifle,this is my gun,this is for killing,and this needs keeping out of the sun ! . In a German accent of course . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davejb Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 "Gentlemen,,,Private Shultz here has a problem, He says that every time he see,s a photo of the Fuhrer , it stands up and SALUTES, The biggest problem he has is that he works in the Photographic Dept in the Propoganda Bureau therefore he passes out every hour ,every day" !!!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garth Elliot Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 On 8/22/2016 at 05:11, Mike Charlie November said: C'monn guys, you need to vote for your favourite, click the green up arrow for your favourite.... On 8/22/2016 at 05:11, Mike Charlie November said: C'monn guys, you need to vote for your favourite, click the green up arrow for your favourite.... I want this one back from the Russian front so I can put it in a jar at the medical school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major General Bil4338 Posted August 30, 2016 Major General Share Posted August 30, 2016 Private Schultz, when I said I needed to inspect your weapon....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Field Marshall Lenny Posted September 1, 2016 Field Marshall Share Posted September 1, 2016 (edited) On 12/08/2016 at 03:37, Davejb said: "Roses are red, violets are blue, your tool looks bent,,,, and so do you, with one so crooked its hard to see, how you can stand and accurately pee, if your aim is off by an inch or more, you,ll leave a mess on the bog room floor, some poor sod will slip and fall , all because you,ve got a bent tool, now get it sorted before it gets worse, as I,ve run out of words to finish this verse" Sorry, mea culpa.... @Davejb wins this month.... SORRY!!!!! Edited September 1, 2016 by Lenny I made an arse of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davejb Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Are you telling us Dak wins his own prize????????? lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Field Marshall Lenny Posted September 1, 2016 Field Marshall Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Davejb said: Are you telling us Dak wins his own prize????????? lol Well, er, yeah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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